Lately, I have been getting alot of free minutes beggers. I hate these emails. Here is one:

Hi,
Could I ask you to send 3 or 5 mins to start? Would love to chat today, but I am a little short on minutes.
Thanks!
Signed Dickwad

I usually just block these little fuckers. Why the hell would I want to talk to you for free? Stop asking. It's annoying.

You can call my financial domination line for 50.00/min

Here is a video for you broke mother fuckers.

I'm in such a great mood. I just maxed out a piggies credit card in a matter of 20 mins. What a dumb fuck. I sent him 11 paid mails at 100.00 each and of course he paid them all accept for one. When he announced that after paying 10 mails that he had been cut off. I promptly hung up.

Two hours later the dumb fuck was back for more. Drunk as a fuckin skunk. He had managed to add another credit card for me to max. Four thousands dollars later. I had max out that one. I kept hanging up and raising my rates. I don't think he realized that we were speaking at 50.00/min. The jackass kept slurring, "I don't understand. Why do I have to keep adding more money. I just added 500. ten mins ago."

Dummy...hahahahaha

I guess he'll figure it out when he gets his credit card bill.

Update: Mike the maggot paid. So bitches if tributes are not paid regularly your pics and info will go up. Got it bitches? Good.

Mike the Maggot aka Jonathon Peters

I hate waiting. Where's my weekly tribute. If it is not in my nf account by tonight. I'm posting your pic. You dumb fuck. Here is the tribute button jackass. Click it bitch!

I love drive by tributes. I woke up this morning checked my niteflirt and account and found a thousand dollars. Some stupid fuck had clicked my 500.00 dollar tribute buttons twice. This one right here. It made my smile for a sec. Then I thought why didn't he hit it 4 times instead of 2. Some guys are just usless.